An ad for Dexter?
My wife handed me an advertisement she found in Sunday's paper. Here's a piece:
Obviously it is some new product for the post 11/9 world. There are many changes in what you can carry on an airplane in this time of tension, apprehension and dissension*.
Well, a storage device of some sort. I wonder what it holds?
There must a law on the books somewhere against this. Jane Doe could be someone's mother! She deserves better than to be packed into, well...
a sandwich bag? I've heard cheesy detectives mention bodies found in Hefty bags, but I never realized they meant the small Ziplock style.
So, if you want to carry your Jane Doe from the Green River to Boston always use Hefty. It meets airport security guidelines!
I am sure Hefty does not condone stuffing people into Hefty brand bags. I'd bet they'd prefer you'd use a store brand.
* - Yes, tension, apprehension, and dissension is from Alfred Bester.
Yes, this page is not endorsed by Hefty or any of its customers. This page is a parody -- a joke. While I bet this is Fair Use I am sure that Hefty is trademarked. Ask for it by name!
You ask who's Dexter?
